Excuse for Eating Chocolate. *slurps*
Like eating chocolate? Like getting high? If your answer is yes to either, I have good news for you. If your answer is yes to both, I have really good news for you.Studies show that chocolate contains cannabainoids, chemicals similar to the active ingredients in marijuana. And eating chocolate can have many significant health benefits. So now when you get high and eat that entire package of Double Stuff Oreos, you’ll be healthier and higher, right? Pretty much.Chocolate contains very small quantities of anadamide, a cannabinoid. Although you’d have to eat a crapload to get high off just chocolate, if you’re already high, then those extra cannabinoids couldn’t hurt right? And if you’re high, how hard is it to eat a crapload of chocolate anyway?Chocolate also increases the levels of several chemicals in your brain. These chemicals include phenylethylamine, which produces a mild confidence-boosting effect, counteracting the infamous marijuana paranoia; tryptophan, a chemical converted to serotonin which lifts the mood and increases euphoria; theobromine and caffeine, stimulants that lights a little fire under your ass, and theobromine has also been shown to suppress a cough. There’s the cure for your amotivational syndrome and bronchitis in one! So chocolate can make you a higher, more confident, more motivated, and healthier stoner. This is the best news to come by for weed lovers since the invention of the glass bong.Even if you’re anti-weed, chocolate is still healthy. Chocolate contains a number of nutrients essential in an everyday diet, such as potassium, magnesium and vitamins B1, B2, D and E.Chocolate might be good for the heart too. According to researchers at the University of California-Davis, chocolate contains phytochemicals called flavonoids which can help prevent arterial damage among other good things. Chocolate also contains arginine, which acts as a blood thinner and may improve blood flow to the heart, and….the genitals. So apparently chocolate can get you high and give you a raging boner. Now we’re talking.The saturated fats found in chocolate don’t elevate cholesterol levels like those found in animal fat or partially hydrogenated oils, but hold off when reaching for the Double Stuffs. All benefits listed above are specifically attributed to the bitter seeds of the tropical cocoa tree. Chocolate is often processed with loads of unhealthy sugar and cream, so dark chocolate should be standard if you’re going for any of chocolate’s benefits. More specifically, look for 70% cocoa in your chocolate. Most commercial brands of chocolate in the US contain less than 30% cocoa, which won’t be enough to give you a buzz or a chubby.
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