Agree or not ? Friday, November 05, 2004
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
1. We're not as perver+ed as you think we all
are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend
IS a L0SER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses
sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you
beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like cr@p, what goes around
comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the
reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It
scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's
wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month
and
nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let
us
think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on
us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of
your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat,
believe
us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the
Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or
what
any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all
of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go
pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right,
doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize
when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things
for you, but it would be nice if you did the
same
every once in a while. We like to know that you
love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to
help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for
you,
cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nts "just to see what
we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break
up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's bo0bs aren't fake
anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idi0ts who
don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when
we're done, you should put it up when you're
done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-
boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys
heart is through his stomach..... and
maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You
might be that comfy with your friends, but to us
it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you
rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and
still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not
always right, but we'll pretend like you are
anyway.
Dreams painted @
11:15 PM
